Just when you thought it couldn't get any wackier.
Schools should be banned from promoting traditional marriage in sex education lessons for fear of discriminating against gay and lesbian children, academics claim.
The biggest lecturers' union criticised teachers who champion heterosexual wedlock for instilling "negative images" of same-sex relationships.
That's from the UK. It will take, oh I don't know, until tomorrow for some educator over here to espouse the same view. No pun intended, of course.